Gained in translation

I collected these gems in China (July 09)

If you can guess what Deformed Man End Place is supposed to mean, you are a linguistic genius! 1) Solution see below

How about Rouge intestinal fat piece? Any idea? Here is a clue: it's something you eat for breakfast.2)

Burns the juice cauliflower: from the breakfast buffet, but not something Westerners would eat for breakfast, because it does indeed burn your stomach juices. I don't think there is an English name.

Would you like ackpepperfille for breakfast?

I am guessing that it is supposed to mean 'black pepper fillet'.

I hope you'll never get afflicted by the foot curse, because I don't think a massage could cure it...

But of course you can try a bath – fully, completely, and totally - in order to get rid of the effects of a health massage!

1) Restroom for Disabled   2) bacon